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Growing up in New York in the 1970s with a father who was a NYPD narcotics cop, a boy found solace in playing street hockey. How one lucky hockey shot changed a boy’s life.

 

The New York Islanders did what few teams have ever done in any sport. They won 4 Stanley Cups in a row and became known as “The Dynasty.” It’s 30 years later, and I can still name every player on the team from all 4 years. I attended the Championship parades and went to a fair share of games at The Nassau Coliseum those years. That’s how much they impacted children’s lives back then, especially mine. Those guys were Gods to us. The Islanders were founded in 1972 and almost instantly became the team to beat in the league. Al Arbour, Mike Bossy, Clark Gilles, Denis Potvin, Billy Smith, Bill Torrey and Bryan Trottier. They were all inducted to the NHL Hall of Fame and all were part of the 4 Championships won.

Canadians weren’t the only kids playing hockey

During those winning years, the game to play was hockey. Mind you, ice rinks were seasonal, didn’t matter anyway, we roller skated back in the day, not ice skated. No ice meant we played street hockey. And we had plenty of streets in New York, but we also had obstacles unlike any ice rink.

Urban Obstacles and The Birth of “The Do Over” Rule

We had cars, they were a constant headache, and always came down the street just when we are about to score a goal and all you would hear was “CAR!!!” and that was the universal word for “freeze.” If you didn’t, that was a gray area unto itself, there was the usual pushing and shoving with the back ‘n forth chant of “I did, you didn’t; I did, you didn’t” until someone who probably grew up to be a judge in life screamed “DO OVER.!!” By far the most overused two words in sports history for kids. Didn’t matter what sport. In street football, football hit an electrical or telephone wire overhead, Do Over. In Stick-ball a ball ricochets off a car mirror, That’s a Do Over. In Basketball, ball bounces off a crack, overgrown by weeds, on the court and skips out of bounds, that was a Do Over. If we only could apply “The Do Over” to adult life, how sweet it would be. Didn’t get a Christmas bonus, Do Over! Pulled over for speeding, Do Over!!

Growing up a cop’s kid

My father in the late ’70s was a Narcotics Detective Sergeant for the New York City Police Department. His job was to buy drugs and lock up drug dealers. My Dad and his crew of under-covers were the craziest, most ill-willed men I can ever remember meeting. Mostly guys who served tours in Vietnam and returned “a few cards short of a full deck.” Those were the guys that were most attracted to life as a Narc. They didn’t mind growing their hair long, looking scraggly with the beard and long sideburns. They didn’t mind wearing roach clips and miniature cocaine spoons around their necks adorned in 14k gold. This was the role they were playing and they were Academy Award winning actors. As mean as they looked on the outside, it was an exact mirror into their souls. These were some really bad ass cops. My Dad was the ringleader and they were all above the law.

The Drive

One Sunday, early in the morning, my Dad grabs me and my brother Jimmy and throws us in the back of the wood paneled, Chevy station wagon. I did mean “throw us,” he had little regard for children or their feelings. But we truly appreciated being his offspring as he at least aimed for the softer part of the back seat. So, we drive all the way out on Long island and we pull up to an Oldsmobile dealership. Mind you, my Dad listened to his AM radio and we knew better than interrupting him to ask where we were headed or what we were doing all the way out here in the middle of farm country on Long Island. As I was saying, we pull into this Oldsmobile dealership and it is packed with people. To a kid, there must have been at least 1 million people there. Well, you know, as an adult probably closer to a 150 people, but the million number played better with the other kids in the neighborhood when we got home to recount our adventure. Put me on the stand today, and I’ll still swear it was a million people.

The Realization

Being dwarfed by the crowd, I see something familiar. Is that an Islanders Jersey? I look around and realize a lot of people are wearing Islander’s hats and jerseys and chanting Islanders. What the hell is going on? I grab my brother by the arm and we start weaving thru the crowd, My father screamed to get back but we ignored him and pressed on. Finally the crowd parts as if Moses was parting The Red Sea and I see it, the orange, blue and white colors of my pride and joy, my team, the New York Islanders. And two really BIG guys on roller skates are wearing those jerseys with their backs to us. Doesn’t matter, I recognize them immediately from their numbers. Holy $%#&, It’s my two favorite players, Center Bryan Trottier and Right Wing Mike Bossy. OMFG!!! NO WAY!!!

Fuggetaboutit, I go nuts. Then I realize, they are shooting the puck hard at someone and it’s #31.

Wait a minute, #31 is…Holy $%#&, It’s Billy Smith, the Islander’s Goalie. My head on a swivel, I quickly scan the area looking for the rest of the team. No sign of anyone else. I look up and it’s my Dad, apparently he caught up or threw a few people to the ground. Either way, he was standing behind me and my brother and he was smiling ear to ear looking at me and my brother. Truly, one of the few times I can look back on my childhood and recall him smiling at us…so sad. Jimmy and I look at him in amazement, unable to talk, but he knows what we are thinking. What are they doing here and more importantly why are we here?

My Dad says, we won a raffle at that year’s Islander game and were each allowed one shot to try and score on Billy Smith with Trottier and Bossy as our wing men. OMG, I just died and went to hockey heaven. No one from the neighborhood is gonna believe this when I tell them. Unfortunately this was the days before people carried cameras everywhere.

Not a Chance!

There were a lot of kids apparently who also won chances to shoot because we waited a long time. It was a brutal wait, time stood still. I didn’t have “my stick” so what chance would I have. So quietly Jimmy and I watched. We watched the kids with names beginning with “A” shoot. Smith stops the puck without effort, the “Bs” go, he swats the puck away like it’s a fly in a wheelchair. The “Cs” and all the way up to the “P’s” shoot their shot. Failure! Not one kid scored on Billy Smith, to his utter delight. He always had a bad reputation in hockey, that day I found out why, he was a mean bastard. One kid got too close to the goal crease and Smith checked him to the pavement. A really Mean Bastard. The man with the bullhorn says, James and Thomas Reddy! Step up to the Blue line. Our turn…..GULP!!!

Bossy to Trottier To Reddy….SCORE!!!!!!

My Brother goes first and Smith stops his shot with his eyes shut deflating any hope of my success. My turn. With Bossy to my right and Trottier to my left, I come down the center passing between both players, Bossy slides the puck to me, a perfect pass right on the end of the blade, I shoot directly for the gap between his legs. It was a beauty, sailing about 18 inches off the ground and probably the hardest wrist shot I ever hit. Damn I got a chance. Just as it was about to sail beautifully between his legs, he slides his legs together and CLUNK, I miss. Damn!! But… it rebounds right back on to my stick, I flick my wrist again and the puck goes airborne, surprising Smith that I took the rebound and instantly sent it back at him, no one did that, and it goes over his stick hand into the top of the net. GOAL!!! Damn, That went in I’m thinking. The crowd erupts. I look at the referee and he hesitates and then signals, GOAL!! HOLY $#%&!!!! I DID IT!! Almost passing out from the excitement, Billy Smith kicking the goal post and his eyes fixed on the puck in the net, the day was complete.

What a day!
What a day!! Better than the day when I got to second base with Sally Potter. Well, maybe not, but it was close, I tell ya that. They rewarded my effort with a signed hockey stick from Mike Bossy and Bryan Trottier, Goalie Billy Smith wouldn’t sign it. Putz! I took that stick and showed everyone in the neighborhood, it was my proof of my story and couldn’t be refuted. I mounted the hockey stick on my bedroom wall with their autograph visible when i looked up from my bed. For weeks, I would dust it and wipe it down. Every morning when I got up, I would look at it first. When I got home from school, I would check to make sure nothing happened to it. It was my prized possession.


Legend is born
Now, I was a legend where I lived. Little kids asked for my autographs and my friends bought me egg creams at the soda shop. People pointed and whispered as I walked by. This was an event. Even the soda shopkeeper, “Old man Gus” would give me free candy, and he was the cheapest guy in town. It was so cool. Of course, I was now the first person picked when we chose sides for our street hockey games because everyone now knew me as “The kid who scored on Billy Smith.”

Kids will be Kids

About 6 months later, While playing a game of street hockey, my stick becomes a casualty of war. It breaks in half. Running home I find my Dad sitting in the kitchen cleaning his gun and tell him what happened to my stick, He says, “So”? I say in my nicest voice and pleading “Dad, I need a new stick.” He says “Ask Santa for one,” that was months away, Deflated I lower my head and retreat knowing I am out of luck. He says, “You have one hanging on the wall in your bedroom, use that one.” Really? “But, “Dad, that’s the stick I used to score the goal on Billy Smith.” His answer as he takes a rag down the barrel of the gun, “So.” Man of little words.

After a few days of watching everyone play but me, I went and got the stick telling myself I would be careful. All kids lie, especially to themselves. Some regrets never go away.

I loved that stick, I loved that time in my life. I loved The New York islanders. I never liked my Dad and he never liked me but I hate Billy Smith # 31, and always will.

Don’t Scare a 10-Year-Old and Tell Him He Has Poison Anything!  I was 10 when I got poison Ivy and I thought I was going to die or get acne. Read about my vacation experience with The Itch that won’t quit and what we did to make it better.

 

I was 10 years old, and like every summer, we went on vacation to a place in the Catskill Mountains called the New York City Police Recreation Centre in Elka Park, New York. It was a vacation destination for the families of New York City Police Officers. It was a vacation resort with Bungalows and hotel rooms like any resort. Actually, it was a hotel at one time in its past and the City of New York purchased it for their Police Officers. I’m sure many didn’t know that this existed as it really wasn’t publicized.

Sundays at the Softball Field

A mile north of the main facilities was a ball field and on Sunday’s a casual softball game would be put together and the families would go and there would be a game and plenty of horsing around for the kids. Surrounding the ballfield were a wooded area with fauna and flora native to the Catskill mountains. Having only a knowledge of pavement and buildings, this setting was quite unfamiliar to me and the other children. Like most children at age 10, they are curious by nature and tend to wander off. We did wander off into the woods that day. After a few hours, we returned tired from an exhausting day.

The Itch

It started about a week later. And all of a sudden, I itched and then I itched some more. But my scratching the itch didn’t help, it just got red and nasty looking. So like any kid, I ran and told Mom. She looked and immediately said, “That’s poison ivy, don’t touch it.” I never heard the term but “poison” was definitely a word I knew and that scared me. I thought I was gonna die. My Mom was so calm. I wasn’t as calm cause my skin was turning red, I imagine the frantic itching didn’t help, but I remember small bumps all around the area and that definitely scared me. It scared me because there were a couple of acne faced older kids in the neighborhood and they had it bad and I thought, “Ah, so that’s how they got that acne, they have poison ivy of the face'” I immediately ran to the bathroom and closely examined my face. My mother came in and handed me gloves, they were golf gloves, and told me to wear them and not touch the area. I quickly agreed without hesitation. I didn’t want “pizza” face.

Calamine Lotion, my new best friend

The Police Recreation Centre had a nurse and the following morning; a night of no sleep because of the itch, we went to get me checked out. Sure enough my mom was right, Poison Ivy. The nurse rubbed this pink lotion on the area where it itched and it almost immediately stopped itching and I was relieved. I know now, it was Calamine lotion. I had to continue with the lotion for a week or so afterward and it was gone and I never got acne either. After that, my mom packed Calamine lotion with us when we went away, guess she learned that kids will be kids. I never had an encounter with Poison Ivy again because the City of New York sold the Police Recreation Centre and we never went back to the Catskill Mountains again. I would gladly endure another round of Poison Ivy for another week at the Police Camp. Those were the days!